I was reading in a magazine last week about the symptoms of aging in men, and how to fight against them, and, much to my dismay, I found that the first symptom listed occurred at age 27, where a man will begin to lose 1.5 kilos of muscle mass per decade. It is mostly preventable, I believe, but the fact that it was 27 – 27 – irked me somewhat. Why, I was to be 27 in no time at all!
Why, now I am!
Why, what is the point of life? The long slope, the long slope. (I used that before, didn’t I? See? I can’t even come up with new figurative language.)
Another year, eh? Time flies when you’re having fun fun fun.